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Thumper saved me.
I was extremely down on my luck. Everything in my life was going to shit until I bought this game. I played it, thoroughly enjoyed it, and began to do what I called "thumping out". "Thumping out" to me was what some might call "beetle-maxxing". Basically I would crawl on the floor and make little beetle dens out of dirty laundry I left on the floor, and on occasion I'd roll my own dung into balls so that my newly hatched beetle children could have food to eat. My life had purpose and I was happy. Thumper consumed my life at this point, and I began texting everyone my original Thumper memes. They all cut me off and blocked me, but it didn't matter. One day I sent this girl I met 3 years ago a Thumper meme, and she responded with one of her own! I was beyond ecstatic! For 3 weeks straight we traded Thumper memes and trivia until I had the guts to tell her about how I'd been "thumping out" and to my surprise she to had her own beetle dens and dung balls! I invited her to come see my beetle den and dung balls, and she loved them!
It's now 4 years later, and me and my Thumper wife have Thumper children and a Thumper dog! We "thump out" daily, and life is great.
Thank you Thumper, you changed me for the better!
~With love, the Thumpino Family.