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Ready for some CRIMES? We'll we're doing some anyway. Today we get to meet an artiste and Jasper? Wolverine? Uhhh... It'll be awesome anyway!
Spoilers ahead;
Start of the night and we get some info on our dreams of exploring the world and how they're coming true here, it's not on our world but it's a world and we're learning tons!
So.. Uhhh.. Fourteenth friend Remele! (I already had to recount) Nicer part of town again with a bunch of indie-culture going on. That's nice, except we've already learnt that highbloods steal a lot of this stuff from lowbloods so.. Still can't read but hey this placard looks like it says free food inside! Nice how that's a universal constant. Ooo we caught opening night! There's festive decorations and score drinks and snacks! Wait is that Marvus? He wasn't supposed to be here already was he? No wait that's an easter egg by the background artist, nice! Tangential to that, there's lots of clowns here. Fair enough of Remele, we're not here for the art and we have no money so that's better to just shoo out right away. But you know what maybe we can just flatter our way out of this! All the drink is Faygo. At least the snacks are of good quality. This route is about Remele but we get some clown info that'll be useful! Let's see; Clowns love art, especially if it's violent or religious, and although Remele isn't the one to tell us we've already heard about the clown murder cult, wonder who told us? Pfff, it's still funny how she's (probably) scamming the fuck out Zebruh. And she has a webcomic, cool! We get to hear no more of it though. A random Journo appeared! This troll gets a text box but isn't pictured or mentioned outside of this route. Still cool to have some random trolls show up like this. Alternia Nightly is apparently some form of magazine that exist. Aggresive ribbion swings, never knew I needed to see that before now. More worldbuilding, Trident Media. I'm guessing that's something the heiress is running? Oh shit Remele's in hot legal water with Tagora! Might not be good to mention those particular friends to eachother. Also, unsurprisingly, Alternia barely has any copyright protections. Remele also knows fully well that she's copying off their stuff, she also doesn't give two fucks about it. She's also in trouble with the museum across the street. Note; Remele claims to not be a theif or a hack.
This is another time when you get 3 sets of choices except this one is a reference and it doesn't matter which one you pick they all give you the same thing, but it's a really cool idea! We're now the accomplice to yet more illegal things, well to be illegal things. Remele grabs her bag and off we go. Sweet an improvised bandanna! Now we both look (slightly on MCs part) like pirates! Dunno if heist movies on Alternia are just that accurate but Remele seems really good at all this for her first try. Or maybe it's just leftover luck from Ol' Mindfang blessing the most confident of ceruleans eternally? From what I remember that's how it was working out for Vriska anyway. Except that would just be silly wouldn't it? Remele "isn't that tall for a troll" so she's about average? Apparently whoever set the alarm wasn't counting on someone small coming through. Or someone hornless. Can't read which buttons to push but Remele describes them, and I still can't figure out which it is, somehow she knows what the code is? And here we go again jinxing shit. More trolls in cop uniforms, I guess more security uniforms, these seem lowerblooded to the ones that showed up in Amisia's route. Still don't know if I should buy that this is Remele's first time trying this.. Also she might possibly have some psychic powers? I don't know if they're that common, I don't think Elwurd had any or at least she didn't try to read our mind.
So diffrent tactics but wait. That purpleblood walking to Remele's gallery seems familiar.. Oh shit that's the guy from the apartment we broke into with Polypa! That was his apartment and not the rustie he was with? This guy also gets a textbox named "Purple" I guess that's his name now. Wonder if both of those are just what MC came up with? Fair enough Remele, dunno who would stand up to a purple for someone you just met. Another clown fact; their size doesn't hinder them at all... Apparently we've had third grade karate lessons. REMELE TO THE RESCUE! Oh shit this guy is though.. I don't think MC gets the point of having blood named after colors because they refer to the purplebloods blood as violet. Man Remele's strong as heck! More info about how higherblooded trolls get progressively thougher to kill. And surprise mention of Amisia. Apparently Remele's never killed anyone before, that one I can buy. Not surprised that someone dying on opening night is a good thing here. Intresting, Remele says that we can lie low at her place for a few days while we plan the heist but in a later volume it's said that we only know what Remele's place look like from pictures she's posted... The only way to befriend art creators on Alternia is becoming their muse. I guess we just ran off once the drones cleared out so we wouldn't risk losing more blood to art?
Anyway onward to our fifteenth friend Konyyl, think I might have to put most of hers in a comment.. These friendsims are just getting longer and more involved as we go! It's great <3 I think I need to get it out of the way first but I don't think she's Jasper (SU), her quirk just gives me the impression she talks the same way and she seems like that kind of gravely voice suits her, and wolverine was the animal not the X-Men, at least no more than Nepeta, she just has that wolverine/badger attitude about her. I didn't mean to but it was late and I actually to stop because I was laughing to much about that. But back to the route! So we're walking down an average road and behind one of the bushes is a big fierce troll. I guess we weren't ever much for fairy tales. We're not who she's looking for and our advice isn't helpful. "countryyladyy453" in text that one's obvious but it's fair enough that we're surprised since this was said out loud. Yep it's Skylla and she brought Ladyy! And we get a hug! I dunno if wnother troll ever let's us hug them? Of to a bad start with more caste shit. Poor Skylla.. I might have played to much AC lately but this is literally just an rpg quest. And more off the same the Heiress gives 0 fucks about lowbloods and drones won't help them at all :( Hmm, I don't know about Alternias rate for this kind of thing but mercenarys are expensive. Unintentional flirting by Konyyl and now they're fighting.. Maybe we can borrow money from someone, wait we have no phone... UHHH.. Work on spec. maybe? Man where did all this Charisma come from? Annndddd... There goes the bush.. Oh come on, dumb flirting making the weak ass alien in a bathrobe a better candidate for coming along than the extremly capable Skylla and Ladyy! Wonder who gave her the coordinates.. And we steal a car for the first time. They work on autopilot, fancy.
And we reach the bandit hideout and that's a slick as hell spaceship! And we see a troll adult, they're the tallest troll we've seen, and we're faced with the fact that everyone here is a kid stuck with all this death and terribleness. All troll adults are exiled from the planet but apparently some can just get down here anyway? Konyyls afraid of adults and hey this conversation won us some thoughness points! Even though they're fake. New name drop Azdaja! A goldblood and Konyyls matesprit for sweeps. Shit, we have to be the brains this is not gonna end well but she's counting on us so let's give it our best shot! Thhere's noone in the spaceship let's search for the lusi there. Scary interior, apparently our rocket was homey and we had some posters in there? Konyyls the biggest troll we've seen so far but the adult is bigger. Trolls can growl like for real animal growl. -cont