OI YOU! SHUT YO MOUTH AND LOOK AT MY WAD! 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗬𝗬!!!!!
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺... 𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺.
My name, my name, my name, is 𝙇𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮.
L - O - D - S - OF - E - M - O - N - E! What's that spell!? LOADS OF MONEY! 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮!
𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯' 𝘭𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥!
Right lads, wads out for the ladies!
LOADSA-LOADSA-LODSA! 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘-𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘-𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘!
LOADSA-LOADSA-LODSA! 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘-𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘-𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐘!
RIIIIGHT, WHOP IT OUT! WELLA LOADSAMONEY!
𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧!!
WHAAAAA LOADSAMONEY, WHOP IT OUT LOADSAMONEY!!
𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 "𝘓𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺".
D-D-DOIN' UP THE HOUSE IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER, ME BIRD'S PAGE THREE AND ME CAR'S A NUTTER
𝗟-𝗟-LOADSAMONEY IS A SHOUT I UTTER AS I WAVE MY WAD TO THE GEEZERS IN THE GUTTER!
(𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈)
DEREK B? ON YOUR BIKE.
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴- 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯-
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴- 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯-
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴- 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯- 𝘵𝘩𝘪-
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦-
𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛!
NURSE! I'm gonna attend to the Loadasmoney (He's got too much money)
"𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘚𝘖𝘔 𝘋𝘌𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘚 1 𝘔𝘐𝘓𝘓𝘐𝘖𝘕 𝘋𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘈𝘙𝘚!"
That's nothing! I'm on that in a day! (probably.) I got more money than Stock, Aitken & Dennis Waterman put together!
*𝗗𝗢 𝗜𝗧 𝗨𝗣 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘!*
𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
*ALL THIS SCRATCHING IS MAKIN' ME RICH!*
𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
*ALL THIS SCRATCHING IS MAKIN' ME RICH!*
𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
ARE YOU READY?! 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙃!
ARE YOU READY?! 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙃!
ARE YOU READY?! 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙃!
ARE YOU READY?! 𝙔𝙀𝘼𝙃!
𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧! LET'S DO UP THE HOUSE!
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏 𝘉𝘖𝘚𝘏, 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘔 𝘞𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘗, 𝘿𝙊𝙎𝙃
WHOP YOUR WAD, WHOP YOUR WAD
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
𝘞𝘏𝘖𝘗 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘋, 𝘞𝘏𝘖𝘗 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘋
𝘞𝘏𝘖𝘗 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘋 𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙
WHOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTER!
𝘞𝘏𝘖𝘗 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘋 𝘖𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦!
𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘥𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘰!
𝗦𝗛𝗨𝗧 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛!
So the final score... Manchester United: Nil, Loadsamoney United: 𝗟𝗼𝗮𝗱𝘀.
(Now that's a final score there!)
𝘗𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘱𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭
𝘈𝘢𝘺𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵!
Sorry mate! don't take cheques
Aaaaaah, just loads of money!
Sing a song'a six pence, a bucket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh!
Sing a song'a six pence, a bucket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh!
(𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘠! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈)
Sing a song'a six pence, a bucket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh!
(𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘠! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈)
Sing a song'a six pence, a bucket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh!
(𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘌𝘠! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘓𝘖𝘈𝘋𝘚𝘈𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘠𝘠!! 𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈𝘏𝘈)