Metro Exodus - The Two Colonels is like that wild side story where you get to explore a world so messed up, yet you somehow can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. You’re not just running through dark corridors and dodging mutated rats; you’re also dealing with broken promises, questionable food choices, and some good ol’ Russian absurdity. The game’s dark humor shines through when you’re trying to survive on the edge of extinction, with Colonel Khlebnikov and his unique perspective on life—whether it’s fighting the literal underground horrors or arguing over canned beans. Trust me, you’ll get more than one chuckle out of how ridiculously tough it is to survive in this post-apocalyptic hellscape, and yet, somehow, the Colonel’s attitude makes it seem just a bit more bearable.
At its heart, Metro Exodus - The Two Colonels is a narrative-driven, side story expansion for Metro Exodus, set in a completely new part of the world with a fresh perspective. You play as Colonel Khlebnikov, who’s trying to survive after a nuclear disaster that has turned the world into a literal nightmare. The game features tight, immersive combat with an emphasis on resource management, stealth, and puzzle-solving. As you explore, you’ll encounter familiar enemies, mutated creatures, and challenging environmental hazards. The story is emotional, and through the eyes of Khlebnikov, you’re able to uncover personal tales and witness the emotional toll of trying to survive in a world where every decision could be your last. It’s intense, atmospheric, and if you’re someone who loves a solid narrative-driven experience with survival elements, this DLC delivers.
What truly makes The Two Colonels a fantastic addition is the way it expands upon the world of Metro Exodus without feeling forced. The level design is excellent, offering a dark and immersive atmosphere that brings you deeper into the bleak, post-apocalyptic world. The combat is still solid, but it’s the story and characters that make this DLC so memorable. The game does a fantastic job of blending personal, intimate moments with the larger narrative of survival, making you care about what happens to Colonel Khlebnikov and his comrades. If you’re a fan of the Metro series or just love atmospheric, story-driven shooters, I highly recommend Metro Exodus - The Two Colonels. It’s a great addition for anyone looking to dive deeper into the Metro universe and experience an emotional, tense survival adventure.