> Be me
> Decide to revisit some classic shooters
> Come across Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter on sale
> "This looks like a blast from the past!"
> Install the game, ready to dive into some nostalgia đšī¸
> Boot up the game
> Immediately greeted by ridiculous over-the-top action
> Hordes of enemies charging at me from all directions
> "Alright, let's do this!"
> Start mowing down enemies with ridiculous weapons
> Shotgun, minigun, cannonballs, you name it
> Everything explodes into a shower of pixelated guts
> The chaos is exhilarating đĨ
> Encounter the iconic headless screaming kamikaze dudes
> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
> Proceed to run for my life while laughing hysterically
> "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" I scream back at them, just for fun
> Explosions everywhere, it's like a Michael Bay movie on steroids đŖ
> Reach the first boss
> Gigantic bull-headed monstrosity
> "Okay, time to bring out the big guns!"
> Unleash the fury of the rocket launcher
> Boss explodes into a shower of fireworks and confetti đ
> Keep playing for hours
> Every level is a new onslaught of insanity
> The humor is so cheesy, it's like a Wisconsin cheese factory exploded đ§
> Finish the game with a grin from ear to ear
> "That was ridiculous, and I loved every second of it!"
> Serious Sam HD: The First Encounter gets a thumbs up from me
> 10/10 would mow down hordes of enemies again đđž
Disturbed - Land Of Confusion
I must've blasted a thousand screams
Been chased by a million screams
But I can hear the monsters' roar
They're coming back for more
Now did you hear the news today?
They say the chaos is here to stay
But I can see the lasers still shine bright
They're burning through the night
There's too many aliens, too many monsters
Causing too many problems
But there's a whole lot of bullets to go 'round
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
This is the game we play (oh, oh, oh)
And these are the guns we're given (oh, oh, oh)
Use them and let's start blasting (oh, oh, oh)
To make it a place worth conquering
Oh, Serious Sam, where are you now
When everything's gone berserk somehow?
The creatures from hell, the creatures of power
Are swarming in every hour
This is the time, this is the place
So we gear up for the future
But there's a whole lot of ammo to go 'round
Tell me why this is a land of confusion
This is the game we play (oh, oh, oh)
And these are the guns we're given (oh, oh, oh)
Use them and let's start blasting (oh, oh, oh)
To make it a place worth conquering
I remember long ago
Oh, when the sun was shining
Yes, and the lasers were bright all through the night
And the sound of your laughter as I blew up a fight
So long ago
I won't be leaving the battlefield tonight
My generation will put it right
We're not just making explosions
That we know we'll never keep
Too many aliens, there's too many monsters
Causing too many problems
But there's a whole lot of ammo to go 'round
Can't you see this is a land of confusion?
Now this is the game we play (oh, oh, oh)
And these are the guns we're given (oh, oh, oh)
Use them and let's start blasting (oh, oh, oh)
To make it a place worth conquering
This is the game we play (oh, oh, oh)
And these are the names we're given (oh, oh, oh)
Stand up and let's start showing (oh, oh, oh)
Just where our scores are going to
Title: Crossover Chaos: Borderlands & Team Fortress 2 vs. The Alien Horde
Mr. Torgue: EXPLOSIONS! FIREWORKS! HOT DAMN, THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PARTY!
Brick: (Slamming an alien into the ground) PUNCHING! CRUSHING! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU'VE GOT THESE BAD BOYS?!
Gaige: (High-fiving Deathtrap) Zappy zap zap, Deathtrap! Show these ETs a real light show!
Heavy: (Unleashing a torrent of bullets from Sasha) CRY SOME MORE!
Soldier: (Firing a rocket) FOR AMERICA! AND... FOR THE GIANT PILE OF ALIEN CORPSES!
Demoman: (Chucking grenades) DEMOMAN IS HERE TO DO DEMOMAN THINGS! EXPLOSIONS!
Medic: (Healing a wounded Salvador) Hold still, dummkopf! You're worth more to me alive!
Salvador: (Grinning) Thanks, doc! Now let's get back to the killing!
Spy: (Backstabbing an unsuspecting alien) Oh dear, did I interrupt your evil monologue? How rude of me.
Engineer: (Deploying a sentry gun) Sentry up! Let's see how these xenomorphs like a taste of Texas hospitality!
Scout: (Zipping around the battlefield) Too slow, suckers! Catch me if you can!
Pyro: (Unleashing a wave of flames) Mmph mmmph mmmph! (Translation: Burn, aliens, burn!)
Moxxi: (Tossing a grenade with a wink) Oh darlings, don't mind me. Just adding a little spice to the party!
Zer0: (Executing a stylish kill) Haiku for the fallen: Alien life extinguished. Zer0's blades find their mark. Death comes swiftly.
Lilith: (Phasewalking through a group of aliens) Who's next? Come and get a taste of Siren power!
Maya: (Phaselocking a horde) Hold still, boys! You're about to become very familiar with the pavement.
Tiny Tina: (Laughing maniacally) This is the BEST. DAY. EVER!
Amara: (Punching an alien into orbit) That's for messing with Pandora, you ugly space roach!
FL4K: (Commanding their pets) Attack, my loyal companions! Feast on alien flesh!
Athena: (Dueling a massive alien warrior) En garde, you oversized gecko! Don't worry, guys, I've totally got this.
Claptrap: (Malfunctioning) Error! Error! Does not compute! Also, I am awesome! I can prove it mathematically!
Axton: (To Soldier) Nice shot, soldier boy! But try to hit the aliens next time, yeah?
Soldier: (Grinning) Relax, cowboy! Collateral damage is just part of the fun!
Krieg: (Charging into a crowd of aliens) FLESH FOR THE FLESH GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Moze: (In Iron Bear) I'M THE QUEEN OF THIS METAL MONSTER, AND WE'RE HERE TO PARTY!
Zane: (Dropping a Digi-Clone) Double the Zane, double the fun! Or is it double the trouble? Eh, who cares!
Roland: (To Mordecai) Good eye, Mordecai! You've still got that sniper touch!
Mordecai: Thanks, Roland! Just doing my part for the team! I think Bloodwing wants in on this action!
Sniper: (Scoping in on an alien) You call that a headshot? Mate, you need to learn from a pro.
Mr. Torgue: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! EXPLOSIONS, MAYHEM, AND A WHOLE LOTTA ALIEN GIBS! NOW THAT'S A PARTY WORTH REMEMBERING!
Marcus: (Counting money) Not bad for a day's work! Who knew alien hunting could be so profitable?
In a land of chaos, explosions abound, đ
Serious Sam roams, enemies he'll confound. đĨ
With guns in hand and a shout of glee, đĢ
He'll blast through aliens, setting them free! đ
From ancient ruins to desert sands, đī¸
Serious Sam travels to distant lands. đēī¸
His foes are many, but he'll never flee, đĄī¸
For he's the hero of this FPS spree! đĻ¸ââī¸
With every wave, the action intensifies, đ
As Sam fights on, never compromising. âī¸
His quips are witty, his aim is true, đ
He'll keep on fighting till the aliens are through! đĒ
So here's to Serious Sam, a legend in his own right, đ
With each level conquered, he'll bask in the limelight. đŽ
In the world of shooters, he's the king of the hill, đ
Long live Serious Sam, may his guns never be still! đ
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