Ah, Speedrunner, the game that promises adrenaline but delivers frustration like it's on sale. It's like they took the concept of "speed" and injected it directly into my veins, only to watch me crash and burn repeatedly.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3121979080
🟢Pros:🟢
My therapist says adversity builds character, so thanks, Speedrunner, for making me the most well-rounded individual in my support group.
The rage-induced workout from smashing my keyboard has given me arms that can rival The Hulk.
🔴Cons:🔴
The tutorial was about as helpful as a screen door on a submarine. I learned more about patience and self-control, though, so I guess it's educational.
The only thing faster than the in-game timer is my descent into madness.
Overall Impression:
Playing Speedrunner is like attempting to juggle flaming swords – sure, it looks cool when someone else does it, but when you try, you just end up with burnt fingers and regrets. The only speed I'm running at now is away from this game.
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