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Pros: Chad
Cons: Just about everything else.
The story is pretty interesting in the sense that there is none and by none I mean what the fuck is this story? The whole plot of the story can be summed up as "We are looking for big foot and we are pretty fucking bad at it.". If you think the main characters might, in any way, be competent I want you to think about this situation.
*Random spot light turns on*
Chad turns to you with a twinkle of hope in his eye
"I know what you're thinking, but there might be a big foot up there"
The search for spotlight usin, game camera abusin big foot continues.
The bounding boxes in this game are ridiculous. As you're walking around you will undoubtedly run into several invisible walls and think to yourself "Maybe this is the border too the map" and you, sir or madam, would be incorrect. Almost every rock in this game has a huge square bounding box over them in a lazy attempt to make boundaries. You will almost never find yourself actually stepping over a rock instead you will be floating in the air above them at, sometimes, incredible heights. There is, give or take, at least 5 places you can easily walk into and get stuck and have to restart the game. This includes: Stairs,Rocks,Trees,Bridges,Varying depths of water,A door,A ceiling, and even a fridge if you fuck about long enough.
The voice acting is just god awful, but so god awful that it is actually hilarious. Listening to chad give a strange half southern, half completely fucking stoned accent is probably the highlight of this game.
Almost every part of the game is a bug. Either jumping through walls, outrunning an npc and yet still hearing him talk as if he was in the room, quest objectives not updating, Boundaries not working correctly, getting stuck because of clipping.
Ill ignore the fact there is no menu, no saves, no continues, no interesting gameplay, no reason to play this game. Save your 6$ and go buy yourself a beer.