Felt bad particularly the weapons.
Report! is just a better vento sacro and its evolution is pretty strong. Problem with it is the problem all will have, new passive item bloat with all of the characters also being a passive item.
Lucky swipe is terrible, same problems as whip so cant hit enemies below you meaning you will be getting chip damage on you. Its evolution is alright but takes to long for the wires to connect so once they go down you get swarmed and die.
Life sign scan is good for healing I guess but why would I use a weapon slot that doesnt do damage to heal, better to use garlic or whip. Its evolution makes your character powerful so its a nice item to pick up if you get super candy box but not something worth spending time leveling up life sign scan to get.
Just vent barely does anything, not something you can actually use. Its evolution is quite good but again not worth spending my levels to level up a useless vent+passive bloat.
Clear debris is just a worse song of mana since it chooses a random point on screen and not on you. Upgrade is average, not bad not good.
Sharp tongue does not hit enough enemies to make it good, once it does super mode which is rare, it is alright. The upgrade I'm unsure about, says does high damage and it targets the boss but I'm doubting the damage is that amazing.
Science rocks god awful, having to walk over randomly spawning rocks that likely are being covered by enemies to do a very small aoe around said rocks means you die. The upgrade is a cool idea and when you activate its super it is very powerful but I dont think its worth getting over something that functions without having to do busy work. Also this game loves to get to a point where you can see your screen so the ability stops functioning at that point.
Hats, did we really need another joke item?
The only item I even bother getting is life sign scan upgrade, paranormal scan, and thats only when I get the super candy box and by that point I dont even need the thing. I know that not all weapons can be as strong as others and there are many weapons in the base game that are terrible as well but I was expecting something nice from the dlc. The map isnt interesting and although some of the skills feel like amongus they are so bad you wont use them. Characters match amongus obviously but look out of place in the game. Of the four dlcs this is by far the worst.