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Konosuba: Kazuma's Ready to Die, Aqua's Crying, Megumin's Exploding, and Darkness Is In Her Element in Vampire Survivors!


Sylvia: “Alright, everyone, time for something a bit different! Vampire Survivors is a game full of monsters, weapons, magic, and plenty of explosions. You ready for the carnage?”
Kazuma (sighing): “Sure. Because I totally want to watch you guys explode things while I’m stuck cleaning up the mess.”
Megumin (perking up): “Explosions? Okay, I’m in.”
Aqua: “I just hope I can actually do something for once and not be useless.”
Sylvia (grinning): “Trust me, Aqua. Level up that holy water and you’ll be doing some divine smiting soon enough. But first, let’s pick characters.”

Darkness (ecstatic): “YES! THIS IS IT! I can finally be the human WALL I was born to be! NOTHING CAN BREAK ME!”
Kazuma (groaning): “And there it is. Darkness’s favorite hobby: standing there and getting overwhelmed by enemies.”
Darkness (smiling wildly): “It’s not just about standing still, Kazuma… It’s about embracing the pain and finding joy in it! The more they hit me, the stronger I become!”
Sylvia (laughing): “Yeah, but don’t expect us to save you when you’re swarmed by hundreds of enemies.”

Megumin (shouting): “EXPLOSION!”
Aqua: “Why can’t my holy water do more?! This is so unfair!”
Kazuma (facepalming): “Because you need to level up your abilities, Aqua. Again with the basics...”

Darkness (screaming with excitement): “YES! FILL ME WITH YOUR PAIN, YOU FOOLS! THIS IS WHAT I WAS BORN FOR! I AM THE WALL, AND YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME!!!”
Kazuma (in disbelief): “I swear she gets off on this.”
Sylvia (grinning): “Well, maybe it’s because the more damage Darkness takes, the more powerful her abilities get. But... she’s totally into it, huh?”
Darkness (laughing madly): “YES! I’m getting stronger with every hit! COME AT ME, YOU VILE CREATURES!!!”

Darkness (screaming with joy): “MORE!!! MORE DAMAGE!!! DON’T STOP! HIT ME UNTIL I CANNOT STAND!!”
Kazuma: “This is insanity! She’s literally begging to be killed!”

Darkness (giggling maniacally): “I WILL ENDURE! YOU CANNOT BREAK ME!!!”
Aqua (horrified): “I don’t want to know what she’s thinking right now...”
Kazuma (sighing deeply): “I think she’s imagining herself as a wall of invincibility that only gets stronger the more enemies hit her.”

Darkness (frenzied): “YES! YESSS! HIT ME HARDER!”
Kazuma (facepalming): “This is a nightmare. This is the last time I get dragged into a game with you people.”

Darkness (screaming in joy): “I AM THE WALL!!! NOTHING CAN MAKE ME FALL!”
Megumin: “EXPLOSION!!!”

Aqua: “Did we do it? Did we win?”
Kazuma: “I’m too tired to even process this right now.”
Darkness (panting but grinning): “THAT WAS GLORIOUS!!! I WAS STRUCK DOWN AND YET STANDING STRONG! I CAN’T WAIT FOR THE NEXT BATTLE!”
Sylvia (laughing): “You’re completely unhinged, Darkness. But I have to admit, your love of pain really adds something special to this.”
Kazuma (exasperated): “Yeah, well, I have no idea why I’m still playing with you guys.”
Aqua: “At least I can smite things now, right?”
Megumin: “EXPLOSION!!!”

Mr. Torgue: “EXPLOSIONS!!! WHAT IS THIS, A PARTY WITHOUT ME?!”
Tiny Tina: “BOOM! TIME TO BLOW STUFF UP!”
Gaige: “And I’m here to make things even crazier, let’s get this anarchy started!”

Darkness: “YES!!! MORE POWER, MORE EXPLOSIONS! I WILL ENDURE THIS NEW CHAOS!”
Mr. Torgue: “THAT'S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, DAUGHTER! YOU’RE IN THE TORGUE FAMILY NOW! THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME OF EXPLOSIONS AND ENDLESS DAMAGE!”
Kazuma (groaning): “Oh no... now everyone is adopting people. At least let me have some peace!”
Tiny Tina (grinning): “DON’T WORRY, KAZUMA, WE’LL BE YOUR FAMILY TOO! YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE EXPLOSIONS!”

Mr. Torgue: “MORDO! MAAAAAYAAAA! YOU GUYS ARE HERE! Come on, help me expand our family with more explosive joy!
Maya (shrugging): “You had me at explosions.”
Mordecai (grinning): “I’m just gonna sit back and watch the chaos unfold... see how this all explodes.”

Darkness (laughing with a manic grin): “YES! I AM PART OF THE TORGUE FAMILY! EXPLOSIONS AND PAIN ARE MY FAMILY NOW! LET’S GO!”
Kazuma (exhausted): “This is it... I’m just going to lie down and let the chaos swallow me whole.”

Gaige: “I’m gonna break things just for fun—BOOM!”
Jinx: “BOOM, BABY!”

Darkness: “This... this is what I’ve been waiting for! The more hits I take, the stronger I become! This DLC was made for me!”
Sylvia: “You’re absolutely right, Darkness. This DLC really brings out the best in all of us—explosions, new characters, and endless chaos! Every fight just gets more intense.”
Aqua: “I didn’t think I’d enjoy the game this much... but honestly, the holy water is way more fun when there’s so much carnage!”
Kazuma: “I guess... the DLC’s got some cool stuff, huh? I didn’t expect to actually enjoy getting blown up this much.”
Mr. Torgue: “THAT’S THE SPIRIT, KAZUMA! IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING FUN, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG! THE TORGUE FAMILY LOVES THIS DLC! IT’S GOT EXPLOSIONS, ADOPTIONS, AND NONSTOP ACTION!”
Tiny Tina: “This DLC is a blast! I’m so ready for more!”
Mordecai: “Yeah, honestly, I didn’t expect to be so hooked on the chaos. This game knows how to deliver.”
Maya: “Definitely the best DLC to add more everything—more monsters, more power-ups, more insanity.”
Jinx: “Can’t wait to do it again, man! This DLC is nuts!”
Gaige: “I’m telling you, this is the kind of game I could play for hours! It’s got everything, and I’m here for all of it!”
Sylvia: “That’s the spirit! Tides of the Foscari just takes the game to a whole new level. The new content is endless, and there’s something for everyone. Whether you’re here for the damage, the chaos, or just to make things go boom, this DLC has got you covered. Trust me, the carnage never ends, and that’s why we love it!”