I can't believe I can't recommend this.
like, I CAN recommend Virtual Fighter 5 - the game's awesome. then and now. I was so hyped for this, but I just didn't bet that the "R.E.V.O." wasn't a stylization of "Revolution" but instead apparently an accronym for "Reject Evolution Championship Series". this is some bare, bare-bones ONLINE thing - it's not Virtua Fighter 5. there is no quest, there is no offline 1v1 AI, there is no solo content focus whatsoever. this is all about banking on some likely short-lived (and apparently frequently shoddy) 1v1 online experience.
it sort of reminds me of how Street Fighter V launched - how gimmicky and lamely Tournament and E-Sports focused it was. and look how well THAT turned out. L-A-M-E. (Capcom still haven't lived its disastrous launch down - last year they out of nowhere just flat appologized for it, nine years later.)
I just can't believe you can't test your skills with custom matches against the AI! like in absolutely every other fighting game I've ever seen, even the intensely shite ones. this is such a standard feature. and what, no QUEST?? for VF5's "Ultimate Edition of this legendary game"???
you've got two options for offline solo play: randomized Arcade Mode and Training. L-A-M-E. I'm sorry, but that's radically lame. I can't LEARN online. I'm supposed to learn this game while fighting 20-year vets? or fiddle with settings in training against an infinite-health bot? gimme an "L". gimme an "A". gimme an "N". gimme an "E". what's that spell? Lane? what? oh, I messed that part up. how embarrassing.
it's just that same online-only focus that's been sinking so, so many brands lately. what do they just not get? are they really all so keen on being the next Concord? or Suicide Squad Kill the WB Games Corp?
whatever, Virtua Fighter 5 is great. but this is the "Ultimate version?" no, I'm sorry, that is literally a lie. it's missing maybe half the content of the first version from 20 years ago. look it up. that's not exaggerating. and my copy of 'Ultimate Showdown' on PS4? it CAME with the day-one DLC skins from the 30th Anniversary. it cost less, too.
it just keeps happening, doesn't it? the industry seems to really want to fail, and other than this annoying crap it's not even US who pay the price of their continuous boobery - we can live without SEGA and Virtua Fighter and "Concord". it's *them* who can't live without *our* business. how'd they forget that? and worse, how do they KEEP forgetting that?
whatever, go ahead and clown down in the comments. I won't deny any angry Virtua Fighter devotees the chance to rip this review apart. so clown on, you crazy clowns.
alright, all ready we'll all clown on
no, don't you worry, we'll all frown on
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