Dark Souls III Review (pip)
step 1: be a normal child with a raging sex drive
step 2: get a gf/bf and begin to explore your wildest fantasies
step 3: have your friend recommend dark souls III
step 4: play the game and fail to make it pass the tutorial boss
step 5: your friend hard carries you through the game until he cannot be summoned for a certain boss
step 6: lose all interest in the game and continue your loving relationship
step 7: get broken up with
step 8: get a pc with your new found money
step 9: see that dark souls III is on sale and decide to buy it
step 10: fail
step 11: keep on trying because you aren't a little bitch anymore
step 12: cry about ur ex
step 13: begin to beat bosses after 10s or 100s of tries
step 14: begin to feel pride after seeing how little people have completed a certain boss that you just killed
step 15: kill the soul of cinder
step 16: you notice "new game +1"
step 17: begin to die over and over in this shitty game
step 18: complete new game +'s
step 19: get stuck on nameless king
step 20: buy other dark souls game and complete them
step 21: gain a feeling of happiness towards your achievement and the fact that you are finally over your ex
step 22 (final step): realise you don't need sex anymore because dark souls fucks you every day