Rocket League: Revenge of the Battle-Cars Review (Jekwwer)
The Garage's Silent Heroes
The Gallery of Unrealized Dreams
Adding the "Revenge of the Battle-Cars DLC" to my Rocket League collection was like adopting two pet rocks – decorative, charming, but not exactly active participants in the game. Scarab and Zippy, while shiny and full of character, have become more of a virtual garage art than fierce competitors on the field.
The Unused Treasures
These DLC cars are like those fancy kitchen gadgets you buy, thinking you'll become a gourmet chef overnight. They sit there, sleek and full of promise, yet my culinary adventures remain firmly in the realm of microwave dinners.
A Gallery of Good Intentions
After 150+ hours in Rocket League, these cars are akin to the unread classic novels on my shelf. They hold a place of honor, but their pages (or tires, in this case) remain untouched. Each visit to my garage feels like a quiet nod to ambition, yet comfortably familiar in its inertia.
Final Lap Musings
Would I suggest getting this DLC? Absolutely, if you enjoy the aesthetic joy of having sleek, untouched cars in your digital collection. It's like owning an encyclopedia set in the internet age – majestic, scholarly, but mostly for show.