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I have a story...

- Playing WorldBox God Simulator
- Titanic sized map divided into 8 pizza slices.
- Coming to the end of a bloody war between Humans2 and Elves1. (my world has 8 factions, 2 of each race)
- One of the only survivors I can find after the war is a female human warrior.
- She had many positive combat traits which earned her 92 kills.
- To reward this ultimate warrior I gave her a secluded opening in the mountains to let her live out the rest of her days, in peace, away from the other 6 factions.
- After a few weeks the female warrior has managed to start a village on her own.
- Impressed, I decide to reward her efforts by placing a few trees, stones and berry bushes, I want to see how far she can go.
- Weeks later I notice the population of her kingdom has risen to 2!
- Turns out she was pregnant during the war and fought to victory while carrying.
- She gives birth to a healthy son.
- I now have an isolated village only capable of reproducing through inbreeding.
- I get a horrible idea to turn the warrior into some sort of Hive Mother.
- Give her every fertility % perk so she gets pregnant as fast as possible.
- Give her every attraction increasing perk so she is irresistible to her children.
- Give her every age increasing + immortality perks.
- Make her completely disease, illness and infection resistant with the immune perk.
- Give every perk that increases her number of children.
- I let that cook for a few years and come back to the village at a population of 6.
- The mother and her first born son now have 4 children of their own. Great news!
- The additional villagers spur on an age of prosperity and more inbreeding.
- The village grows to a population of just under 30 and stagnates. (limited by the size of the clearing amongst the mountains)
- This population cap fluctuates and levels out for years on end.
- The Warrior Queen can do nothing as generations of her children grow old and die.
- During game play I noticed that after being abducted at the end of her war, our female warrior has spent the entire time either sad or angry.
- About 300 years later the village is still going strong. The queen is aged 340 and has had about 100 children.
- I get a new idea, possibly sicker in nature.
- I infect every villager with the plague.
- This lowers a number of stats, but most importantly;
- Negative 10000% fertility.
- Negative max children -10.
- The plague does not infect the warrior queen due to her immune perk.
- The villagers can now no longer reproduce amongst themselves and need the queen involved to have more children.
- Whenever a male villager knocks up the queen and she again gives birth, the child immediately contracts the plague.
- Queue 2000 years of prosperity and inbreeding.
- I've turned a noble human warrior into a hermit, into a mother, into a village chief, into a queen and finally into an over 2000 year old baby factory with a thousand offspring.
- She is still sad, still angry.
- I decide my work here is done and let the poor woman just have her oven used and destroyed, on end, for potentially forever.
- Meanwhile I was slowly interacting with the other 6 factions.
- Building them up, breaking them down.
- Unleashing disasters, unleashing nukes.
- Forcing peace, forcing war.
- Just normal WorldBox things.
- Then thanks to sonic speed + afk, 12000 years passed
- 2 factions remained after the time skip, Orcs1 and Orcs2 (as per usual)
- I force them to wage war.
- After some time Orcs1 have Orcs2 on the ropes.
- Before the final battles can commence I start a zombie outbreak and it steals the victory from Orcs1.
- All the remaining orcs are now zombies and they spread out across the map infecting all other life.
- Nothing remains of the living.
- Except the one isolated village in the mountains.
- 14,000 years have passed since this lady was born and she accomplished something amazing.
- She learnt how to pass on her perks through birth. Among her thousands of children she managed to pass on her immunity perk.
- Reproducing with her children who also had the perk, increased the chance for plague-immune-offpsring.
- The queen eventually eliminated the plague and had a 30 pop village all with immunity perk.
- Along with this, the queen also passed on her fighting perks from the war.
- In the same manner as the immunity perk, through 1000's of years of inbreeding, she created an ultimate warrior race.
- 30 warriors with vastly increased damage, armor, crit chance, speed...immunity.
- I release the 30 villagers into the zombie infected world.
- The proud 30 with their queen fight off hordes of zombies day and night.
- In the time between zombie kills, the humans repopulate with more immune children. Spreading humanity behind a retreating zombie army.
- Eventually the humans win the war and retake the land. Glorious Victory!
- A world ravaged by war for as long as it could remember was saved by an unlikely hero.
- An unhappy, unwilling, once proud warrior.
- Who gave birth, from a single bedroom, nonstop, to thousands of children over 14,000+ years.

... I think its time to start another world, this time with aliens.